The White Guy

(Shake My Head). I honestly don't know what I was thinking. So after living with Amy, I finally decided to venture out on my own. I found a cute little one bedroom apartment for $600. Oh the good ol' days! So I had this neighbor, yes a next door neighbor and he was about 5 feet tall and semi- bald. We made small talk as a headed to work in the morning or when I came back from school in the evenings. He was cordial and invited me over for a martini. Well, I never had a martini before and I was very young and naive back then. So I walked the whole 5 steps from my front door to his. Let me just say that the martini was very strong.....I'm going to spare you the rest of the details. The next day, I walked the shameful, regretful 5 steps back to my front door. I immediately went to my bathroom and threw up. I called in sick for the rest of the day and by the end of the week I had moved out of my apartment and in with my parents. You live and learn.

Amy

Amy was my second roommate. She was into way more things than I was used to. She was all about going to the strip clubs and partying. Everytime I got in her car she would play Back Back by Lil O. Lord, she use to wear that song out. Anyways, one day, I looked for my next set of checks and I notice they were missing. All of a sudden, my account was negative almost $5000! OMG! What in the world is going on? I immediately went to Amy and she had told me what she'd done. The bank cleared out my account and I was in the clear. Trifling. Soon after that, my guy (Q) came to me with a heavy burden. He told me that he had did something in his past and he was going to have to turn himself in. I was so scared because I was so in love with him. He told me that he would be gone for about 30 days and that he wanted to marry me. The very next day he turned himself in. I didn't know what I was going to do with myself. We sent letters to each other every other day. I moved out from Amy because she was bad business. She ended up stealing my checks again and I called the police on her. I wonder how that ended.......